X-box Warriors Pillows

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I hit reply all too many times."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Paving over the window-box

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Cool game!"

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

Amateur Spam.