Xbox Pillows

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Cool game!"

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"We suck at this."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

"Well, it certainly sounds like he made the most of his final moments."

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."