Xbox Expert Pillows

"Cool game!"

Dad Trophies

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Gamers

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'He's our computer expert.'

'I can't stay out very long...I have to help my father with his computer.'

"Well, it certainly sounds like he made the most of his final moments."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Expert and Ex-Pert

Intendo.