Xbox Gifts

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

The Royal Wii.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Knights of the Round Whatever

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Cool game!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"We suck at this."

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

You played Xbox 360 with Darlene. That's your confession? I'm a loser. Do you didn't cheat on Laurel. You just played a video game. Are you nuts? Maybe if it had been the Nintendo Gamecube, or the original Playstation. But the 360? HOJ. Have you seen the graphics on the 360?! You need inpatient care.

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

"Well, it certainly sounds like he made the most of his final moments."

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!