Xbox Gaming Gifts

Isn't it amazing how fast public opinion changed? Just a few years ago, most people were clearly against it. Now most people are FOR it. Please tell me you're not talking about how people seem more interested in Playstation than Xbox. This. Changed Everything.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Board Game Hunter

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

The Royal Wii.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Knights of the Round Whatever

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Young Geeks.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Cool game!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"