Wyeth Enthusiast Gifts

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

New Guy.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm working from home today."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.