Wrong Turn Navigator Gifts

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Fast Lane.

The Lost World: You are Here

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"No internet connection"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

Road signs.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

All Roads Go Nowhere.