Wrong Turn Navigator Gifts

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Fast Lane.

The Lost World: You are Here

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

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Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Road signs.

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

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You are here.

All Roads Go Nowhere.