"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."
Writing A Book Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone writing their own book? From funny mugs for those long writing sessions to inspiring prints, our collection celebrates writers. Help them stay motivated and remind them that their story matters with our unique, cartoon-style products.
"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."
"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."
'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'
"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'How fast can you hype?'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
Campaign for Plain English
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Torturing the English Language
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Writing A Book Gifts Collection
Writing A Book Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and inspiring mugs perfect for writers and book lovers. Find the perfect cup to keep their creativity flowing.
Writing A Book Pillows
Browse our comfy pillows featuring humorous and motivational designs for writers. Add a cozy touch to their writing space.
Writing A Book Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the art of storytelling. Perfect for decorating any writer’s workspace or creative corner.
Writing A Book T-Shirts
Check out our stylish and clever t-shirts designed for writers and book enthusiasts. Wear your creativity on your sleeve with fun graphics.