Starting A New Book Gifts

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Isabel Allende

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Trilby - Finis

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

Mary Trump

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."