Starting A New Book Gifts

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Isabel Allende

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Trilby - Finis

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Vanity Publishing.