Starting New Chapter Gifts

Life is change

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Better times ahead.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Set sail

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Live, laugh, love

'California: Here I come!'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Tourist Directions

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

"Say bye-bye."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Bon Voyage

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'Well - now we've reached virgin country - where are they?'

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Axe in a tree trunk sprouting leaves.

"Very few leave the grove!"

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'