Book Publishing Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone obsessed with book publishing? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate the craft of storytelling, editing, and publishing. Whether they're an author, editor, or an avid reader, these unique products bring a touch of literary flair to their daily routine. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints emblazoned with clever jokes and inspiring quotes about the publishing world, making every day feel like a chapter worth celebrating.

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'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.' mockup

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

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Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

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'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.' mockup

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

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Prepare for the coming bull, or bear market?

Prepare for the coming bull, or bear market? mockup

Prepare for the coming bull, or bear market?

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"So you're offering nothing and I'd like £300,000 why don't we meet in the middle!"

"So you're offering nothing and I'd like £300,000 why don't we meet in the middle!" mockup

"So you're offering nothing and I'd like £300,000 why don't we meet in the middle!"

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"Under new Covid restrictions - people caught abusing lockdown by writing: 'The book they've always had in them.' and then being smug twats about it on social media - can now be shot by the police."

"Under new Covid restrictions - people caught abusing lockdown by writing: 'The book they've always had in them.' and then being smug twats about it on social media - can now be shot by the police."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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First Novels.

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading, mockup

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?' mockup

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

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"Meet the author"

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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine. mockup

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance. mockup

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

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