Worship Leader Gifts

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

"Just because you lead the worship team does not mean you can crowd surf on a Sunday morning."

"The new trend in worship services is replacing smoke machines with anti-virus fumigators."

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Home depot."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Golfing Bishop.

"All we have left is standing room only."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Priest

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'