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"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

Un ballo in maschera

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Yipeee!"

S**t Threw a Goose

Moliere

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Happy New Year

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Great party, Jack!'

Party!