Worship Connoisseur Prints

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

Un ballo in maschera

Prosecco Peacock

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"Yipeee!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Robert Morley

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"You've been out partying all night, again, haven't you?"

Happy New Year

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Party!