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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I make it myself!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

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Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"What'll ya have?"

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

French Army knife