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Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Nun Fight.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Moses as a child.

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Wedding Selfie

Wedding selfie stick

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Chef Cake Topper

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"Well, I do and I don’t. Sometimes he can be quite irritating."

I am married

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"I guess ten is enough."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

Thomas Dorsey.

'It was her father's last wish. He said I could marry her over his dead body.'