Worm Gourmet Gifts

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Needs salt!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Four Star Meal

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Worm humour

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

Corporate Hornworms

'Be wormier!'