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'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Needs salt!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Four Star Meal

"We just need more wiggle room."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Worm humour

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Be wormier!'

Corporate Hornworms

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'