Worm Defender Gifts

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

"Smokey The Tree"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Insect extinction

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish with Shield

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Climate Crisis

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Protecting the green

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Ecology

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."