Worm Defender Pillows

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Smokey The Tree"

Insect extinction

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Fish with Shield

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Global warming.

Have a Nice Day.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Climate Crisis

Protecting the green

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Modern ark

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."