Worm Defenders Gifts

Worm hiding behind hook.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

Insect extinction

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Fish with Shield

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Global warming.

Have a Nice Day.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

Modern ark

Climate Crisis

Protecting the green

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"You crushed it!"

IUCN Pronouns

Worm running away from hook.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

What's in the milk today?

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'