World Cups Gifts

'Can I leave early tomorrow to watch England in the World Bowls Championships on TV...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Football Planet

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

World Cup Fan.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Luka Modric

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'