World Cup Tournaments Gifts

Joachim Low

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Rugby Throw Up.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Football Planet

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.