International Tournaments Gifts

"Football world cup? Bah! I don't care about football."

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Praying for a goal assist.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Lion v Kiwi.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

World Cup - Countdown

The Joust

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Captive Audience.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

World Cup Fever

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Golf

False starts.

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.