Tennis Tournaments Gifts

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

COWS: Cow Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."