Tennis Tournaments Gifts

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

COWS: Cow Pong

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I love PE.