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'Anyone for volley-vaunts?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Tension filled the tent.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

COWS: Cow Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Tennis ball girl.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'