Tennis Club Events Prints

'Anyone for volley-vaunts?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Tension filled the tent.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"