World Cup Season Gifts

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Champions league'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

Snowman Football Fan.

The Rugby Throw Up.