Fifa World Cup Gifts

Belo Verticale...Belo Horizonte

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

World Cup Fan.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Football Planet

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

German Coach Joachim Löw

Luka Modric