Fifa Gifts

'And what shall we do in the remaining 30 minutes?'

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Fly Football

Cariactures

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Football Chameleon

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Funky Facts: Football.

Raheem Sterling

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...