Fifa Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Funky Facts: Football.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ball as water-melon.