World Cup Pillows

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'Very nice, Sven, but I'm not sure it will fool the fans.'

'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'

World Cup reactions

The Qatar Baby

Football Food.

World Cup: 'Darren's peaking too early - it's only the opening ceremony.'

"Personally, I can see what all the fuss is about - it's only a game."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

"Quickly, there's nothing about the World Cup on the TV for a few minutes."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"So you're telling me that you have a bad back but is due to start just-in-time for the World Cup and now you need a sick note!"

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Celebrations/fights in the dug-out.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"This match is intense!"

"It's football, dear. Say's it's still coming home but might be a bit late."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'You're wanted in the crisis room, Mr President. The U.S. has won the World Soccer Championship!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

World Cup Trophy

Women's Rights and World Cup

World Cup

It looks like you're drinking coffee out of a little globe. I bring this out every four years. It's the world cup!