World Cup Watching Pillows

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'We're in a hurry.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Football Planet

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

World Cup Fan.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."