World Cup Watching T-Shirts

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'We're in a hurry.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Football Planet

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'