World Cup Final Gifts

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Newt sale

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Football Planet

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

World Cup Fan.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

German Coach Joachim Löw

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'