World Cup Celebration Gifts

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Happy Champion

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Football Planet

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

German Coach Joachim Löw