World Cup Viewing Party Gifts

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Luka Modric

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

The Oscars

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

Passionate about Football.

Brazil vs Germany

Football junkie.

Joachim Low

"My chips need more salsa."