Looking for a gift that honors the dedicated wellness warriors in your workplace? Our collection features witty and heartfelt products that keep spirits high and promote a healthy, positive work environment. Perfect for those who champion wellness and balance amidst busy schedules, these items are sure to motivate and bring smiles.
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
'Why do you keep this job? It's killing you.'
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."
Self help acupuncture
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
'Well, well, well...'
Be Healthy
"Your contents have shifted."
"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."
'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'
"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."
"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."
Hot Pie Therapy
Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
Emergency numbers on a telephone.
"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."
"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."
FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon
Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"
"I told him he should have trained more."
Shrinks in heaven
"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."
'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'
'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'
'What are you eating now?'
"Can I still do my pilates?"
'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'
'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'
Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.
Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.
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