Workplace Morale Booster Pillows

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"And this is where we all gave up."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

Pet Tuesdays

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Office Ergonomics.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

When we believe together we achieve together.

"You shouldn't do it because I'm telling you to do it. You should do it because I'm telling you I'll fire you if you don't do it."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

TEAM

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"Murray's the guy you replaced. He's decided to fight to get his job back."

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.