Office Morale Champion Pillows

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"And this is where we all gave up."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

TEAM

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Employee of the Month - male.

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Thought for Wednesday