Business Morale Booster Pillows

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Office Dunce.

"And this is where we all gave up."

Responsibility and duties

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

When we believe together we achieve together.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

Sinking sales

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

TEAM

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"