Medical Morale Booster Pillows

'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

'Be honest, doctor. Just how bad is it?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Office Dunce.

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

TEAM

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

Fart Sample.