Military Morale Booster Pillows

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Cat in a tank...

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"And this is where we all gave up."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Banting in the Yeomanry