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'Her 'Improving Morale' presentation has been going on 24/7.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

Leadership never hibernates.

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

The tortoise and hare

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

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'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

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Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

You've got to admire his spunk.

Profiles in Courage

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'It's going to take more than than this to help the 25,000 employees we laid off feel better.'