Morale Booster Aficionado Pillows

'Her 'Improving Morale' presentation has been going on 24/7.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

Leadership never hibernates.

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

Profiles in Courage

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'