Military Morale Booster Prints

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Cat in a tank...

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Office Dunce.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"And this is where we all gave up."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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