Office Morale Booster Prints

TEAM

Office Dunce.

Thought for Wednesday

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Besides running office pools, taking up office collections and being the office party coordinator, do you have any other work experience?'

"This team's positivity inspires the entire company."

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"Come on, Joey, this is nothing. I wouldn't worry about this at all."

"My first job is to get rid of this modern art piece, it's playing havoc with office morale!"

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

That shows business confidence.

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Upward Progress

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Belief and Trust.

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

"They grow up so fast."

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

When we believe together we achieve together.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."