Business Morale Booster Mugs

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

Responsibility and duties

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

When we believe together we achieve together.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

TEAM

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

"I want something to inspire my workforce - but not too much to want the next pay grade!"

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'