Workplace Morale Monitor Pillows

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"And this is where we all gave up."

Office Ergonomics.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

When we believe together we achieve together.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

Age-salary ratio

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'