Workplace Mishaps Gifts

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Labor Day '19

Wear a helmet

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

No Smoking.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Safety meeting.