Job Accident Gifts

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

No Smoking.

Labor Day '19

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Wear a helmet

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'This is your lucky day!'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time